Remember, golf is not brain surgery!

It's harder.

A person can actually learn brain surgery.

A person can never really learn golf.

There are 4,501 brain surgeons in the U.S. with a median income of $500,000.

There are about 50 golfers in the U.S. that make $500,000 or more.

On a brain surgeon, it's the eyes that usually go first.

On a golfer, the brain can pretty much go any day of the week, followed in quick order, by everything else.

Brain surgeons have, at most, 8 or 10 people watching them.

Golfers have anywhere from 3 to 45 million people watching them.

On bad days, a brain surgeon may sit back and dream about retiring to play golf.

On bad days, which can occur anytime, a golfer may sit back and dream about visiting a brain surgeon. Hey, you've tried everything else. Maybe they've figured out that transplant thing by now.